Brendan Fraser's Oatmeal Fun Day

Brendan Fraser wakes up in his Hollywood Hills mansion, his satin bedsheets covered in overturned bowls of oatmeal. He gets up, in a state of confusion and rage. We see him stumble down the stairs angrily into the kitchen, the walls covered in oatmeal. Brendan grabs his pre prepared tupperware of oatmeal. He drunkenly limps into the living room, and picks up a carrying cage containing a very distressed and quivering Alvin and his sobbing chipmunk brothers. Brendan kicks his beautiful mahagony front door down and hobbles into his oatmeal stained hummer, throwing the chippies into the back seat. He makes an incoherent battle cry as he starts up da Hummer. He proceeds to floor it down the street, throwing oatmeal on innocent pedestrians, screaming hysterically as the chips huddle together shaking violently.